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Read "Stars. - Chapter I"

Hey followers (all 150 of you). So, I decided to write an ongoing novel series because, well, why not? So feel free to drop by and check it out and see how you like it.

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

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isthistakenalready:

when Nathan said this the entire theater started cheering and yelling 

oh my god this movie was so great

(Source: donkos, via bravelittletiger)

taint3ed:

grapejellyking:

"i had a crush on you in high school"

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"the assignment is due tomorrow, not today"

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"the assignment is due today, not tomorrow"

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"wait, before you get comfortable, can you-"

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"can i see your laptop for a minute?"

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"i know you wanna go out tonight, but i need you to babysit"

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This post is real shit. I see no lies.

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drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

(via thebeautifulsoup)

1800slothgirl:

radicalrebellion:

feministcaptainmorgan:

baronsledjoys:

firecannotkillafitblr:

This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

People don’t approach me in public. I think it’s because of my non-binary gender identity and the fact I have spooky witch eyes that burn holes in men’s ideas of what should be, then I ruin them.

What does flirting actually look like?

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soullikediamonds:

mkeading:

constantfailtage:

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baremidriffs7:

some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross

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What the fuck happens in League of Legends

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catsbeaversandducks:

Cats are very serious about video games.
"Pew! Pew! Pew!"

Via Kotaku.com

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pokemon-personalities:

pokemon-personalities:

WHY IS MASUDA RETWEETING A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF POKEMON PLUSHIES WEARING GLASSES

bless this man

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newyorksjojo:

macklemorebrony:

what if there was like

a confirmed asexual character 

in like

anything

anything at all

wouldn’t that be swell

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One Piece, bruh.

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chatterboxrose:

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ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

A+ handling of the situation

Lest us forget that their opening band is also owning: 

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ikuzo-dattebayo:

Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash

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